My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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