ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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