I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Randomize
