She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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