I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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