And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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