Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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