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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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