Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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