Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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