some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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