I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
They have beer where we have blood.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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