I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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