So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
