Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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