apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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