Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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