his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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