I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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