he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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