Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
