Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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