can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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