remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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