your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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