I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
These tits shall not be calmed
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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