His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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