everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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