My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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