dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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