The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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