So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We need to get me chipped asap
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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