I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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