The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do plants get herpes?
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