Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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