There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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