I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
A+ Viking dick
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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