Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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