so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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