are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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