he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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