your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
babies were throwing up all over the place
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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