i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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