No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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