if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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