You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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