Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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