"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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