it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
