I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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