plz talk dirty to me
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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