I accidentally had phone sex last night
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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